Menopause – Stop the Madness
Let me tell you that until you’ve experienced menopause first hand you really have no clue how bad it can truly be. It can make you feel like you are slowly losing your mind. It can also make you feel like you could happily club your husband or children with a blunt object. It’s like PMS only times 10 worse. About the only thing that I can recommend as helping with menopause is a sense of humor. If you don’t have a sense of humor now, you better get one fast because you’re going to need it.
Everything I’ve read about menopause has proved to be true, but they sugar coated it. Sometimes I have days when I can’t remember to do simple things like go to the bank or pay the electric bill. Fortunately I did a lot of research before hand, so I knew this was completely normal, but even so it’s pretty scary. Sometimes I feel like I’m losing my mind. How does that joke go…? “Of all the things I think I’ll miss, I think I’ll miss my mind the most.” It’s my understanding that this forgetfulness will pass with time, and I sure as heck hope so.
Another fun thing about menopause is hot flashes and menopause night sweats. Imagine your husband wanting to cuddle in bed while you feel like your hair is on fire. Talk about a romance killer. My husband is trying to be supportive but I think he secretly thinks I’m exaggerating when I tell him how bad things are.
So far I’m trying to maintain my sanity by doing all the right things like diet, exercise, yoga, yada, yada, yada. Whatever. No one can really prepare you for the roller coaster ride of menopause. Buckle up; it’s going to be a bumpy ride.